Spam With No Shame - Taking The Lord's Name in Vain...
DONATION FOR THE LORD
From: Mrs. Monica Tema
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF (a lesser) GOD 'cause you know they don't hear to well n' stuff. I am the above name person Wow, forgot your scam-name already? You needs to PRACTICE from Sierra-Leone. I am married note: present tense to Dr Ebenezer Tema who worked with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died married to a dead man. Currently. That must suck, mostly in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child 'cause my insides was a rocky place where his seed could find no purchase. Before my husband's death, we were both born again christians kinda like that band Stryper, but without all the hair. we liked to wear tight yellow outfits, though...Anyhow, where were we? and we lived happilly ever mother-fucking after. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry or get a child you know, like by stealing one outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is really against Wait, the bible don't want you to remarry or the bible is against NOT remarrying? MAKE MORE SENSE, SCAMMER.
When my late husband was alive you know, back before he was "dead" he secured (stoled) $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S. Dollars I love me some U.S. Dollars) with financial institution we only have one and, yes, It's called "Financial Institution." We thought it was a bit classier than "Bank," don't you agree? here in Cote D'Ivoire which is in a foreign language and DON'T TRY TO TRANSLATE IT 'cause you're not all foreign. And stuff. Anyway. Presently, this money is still with (our only) financial institution. Recently, my Doctor the only one in foreign-town told me that from all the test conducted on my health, I am not going to last long Well shit, maybe next time: not so many tests on your health. You might last longer, expecially heh, due to my cancer and stroke Ohhhh. Well shit...Yeah, that'll fuck you up. But what disturbs me most now is stroke 'cause cancer, let's face it, it ain't so bad for me. Hell, it has a pleasant flowery aroma and people give me sympathy. Stroke, on the other hand, well all it does is shoot my motor skills all to hell and make me drool. And talk funny. And look at the rest of this email, I CAN'T EVEN TYPE REAL GOOD! Screw you, Stroke! Screw you to Hell!.
Having known my condition biblically, I decided to donate this fund you know, the U.S. Dollars I revealed earlier to churches or Christian individual the only one in town! that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct YOU! Do as I say! First, you shall build a monument to me and don't make it all drooly, or effed up from stroke, alright? good, second.... I want a church or individual that will use this money to fund churches then give it to a church, Orphanages or an orphan and Widows or...Hey, YOU'RE a widow!. Also, the propagation what? of the work of God, building and maintaining the house of God It has a 4-car garage through this money, is very important.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth right before the Lord taketh away. I took this decision because I don't have any child Insides, rocky place, blah blah blah that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians those heathen BASTARDS! What are they, Catholic?. I don't want my husband's hard earned (read: stoled) money to be misused by unbelievers or Catholics for that matter, for their own selfish interest like funding exorcisms and stuff and in an ungodly manner like, I dunno, receiving massages and meth from gay hookers. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom where exactly IS the Lord's "bossom?" of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case now THERE'S a lawyer you don't want to face in court and I shall hold my peace.
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health remember: I don't talk so good and I'm tired of repeating myself, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives I think one's even a preist around me sometimes. I don't want them to know about this development, but I know that With God all things are possible so he'll probably tell them. Man, I hope he doesn't tell them, they're creepy.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of Financial institution yes, the only one in Ivory coast. I will also give you all information regarding the deposit of this money. I will also look, gimpy, USE COMMAS! issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary the O.B. for street cred purposes of this fund. I want you and your church Foreign church of foreigners n' stuff to always pray for me because God work in misterious warm mist or cool mist? ways. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian you said you were born again...So...What'd you do BEFORE then? Live a life indeed. Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. I...uh...Just gimme the monies.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose in English: speed it up there, Junior! You could lose the big score to some other sucker!. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein praying for hookers and beer, building a house...I got it, strokey, now where's the cash?. Hoping to hear from you soon (just not on the telephone).
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Monica Tema that above named person from...above